Lava Cocktail
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Kucinich War in Afghanistan Privileged Resolution Update


Monday, 08 March 2010

Hi, Dennis here,

This week a ...

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The Near Death Valley Experience









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The Moab Paradox

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A Perfect Mystery


A petroglyph I found while hiking in Moab, UT. yesterday. Wondering what kind of critter the
humanoids beneath are looking at, dancing for or just plain grooving with in an archaically
reviving way.

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The Red Book : C.G. Jung’s Hidden Magnum Opus



by

Jaye Beldo

www.lavacocktail.com

 

A quick scan of my library reveals a dust covered confession-C.G. Jung's books neglected, put on the bottom shelf all stemming from my disgust with what Jungians have done with a once vibrant, once alive psychology.   who have rendered his unique typology into a kind of convienient dogmaby therapists who have willingly taken the depth out of depth psychology-all for efficiency’s sake mostly and to give themselves an  air of ...

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Illuminated Warning


from The Fever Chronicles  (C)1987-Jaye Beldo
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Russian DNA Discoveries


 

http://www.luisprada.com/Protected/russian_dna_discoveries.htm

All information is from the book "Vernetzte Intelligenz" von Grazyna Fosar und Franz Bludorf, ISBN 3930243237.
Article edited and translated from German.
Summarized and commented by Baerbel. The book is unfortunately only available in German so far.

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The Right Testicle of Hell: History of a Haitian Holocaust



Sunday, January 17, 2010

Blackwater before drinking water

by Greg Palast for The Huffington Post

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Bless the President for having rescue teams in the air almost immediately. That was President Olafur Grimsson of Iceland. On Wednesday, the AP reported that the President of the United States promised, "The initial contingent of 2,000 Marines could be deployed to the quake-ravaged country within the next ...

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Conceptual Trophy

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Curse of the Lutefisk

by

Jaye Beldo
www.lavacocktail.com


An Acquired Taste: Lutefisk



Prior to a Vikings game at the old Metropolitan Stadium in Bloomington in 1967, a well meaning Samaritan named Sven Larson tried entering said facility with a case of Lutefisk he intended to give away to fans as a goodwill gesture, one he hoped would insure the  team a Superbowl win that year.  However, security guards prevented Sven from entering, primarily because of the strong odor the jellied codfish was giving off and which they feared other fans would find most offensive.  As the irate Norwegian walked back towards the parking lot, he turned around and proclaimed for all to hear, that the Vikings would be forever cursed and that they would never win a Superbowl until the end of time.






Obviously Sven Larson's Lutefisk curse has worked quite well in the last 43 years, as the Minnesota Vikings have failed a total of four times to win the coveted title.  It is even rumored that field goal kicker Gary Anderson, who missed a critical three point try in the 1998 Superbowl game, after a flawless season, caught a whiff of the dreaded fish just before making his field goal attempt that surely would have secured a win for the team if he had made it.



Sven Larson: "The Vikings will
never win a Super Bowl!"



Like the Curse of the Billy Goat waged on the Chicago Cubs by tavern owner  Billy Sianis in 1945 at Wrigley Field, the Lutefisk curse will need the help of curse breaking experts, if not a full out exorcism of the Metrodome stadium and whatever stadium is built in the future for the Vikings, for the curse will  follow the team wherever it goes, even if it is sold and moved to another state.  A little know fact amongst die hard Vikings fans is that the real reason the Metropolitan Stadium was torn down in the first place, was not to make room for the the Mall of America, but rather a desperate attempt to break the Lutefisk Curse.



While the Vikings continue to show signs of weakening, esp. after the critical loss to the Chicago Bears last Monday and millions of devout fans pray for another Superbowl chance for the team, the Lutefisk curse will most likely persist,  at least until the soul of Sven Larson finds peace at last and he is allowed to bring his malodorous delicacy into whatever afterlife stadium he so chooses to enter.

(C)2009-Jaye Beldo






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